Great News! NASA proves the world won't end this year

Pay those mortgage bills. In a video that proves NASA has a sense of humor, Don Yeomans, of NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, debunks every astronomical theory for 2012 End of Days theorists, no matter how insane.

Naturally, Doomsday trolls took this to mean he was hiding something. "Debunkers like you ALWAYS TWIST AND TURN THE TRUTH because it SCARES them like the little children that they ARE !," wrote "Nostrudoomus" on YouTube. Hey, predicting the end of the world is hard work! It's so hard that Harold Camping, the 90-year-old head of Family Radio, has vowed to stop doing it after two failed attempts.

However...unsaid but implied in the video is that if the Cubs actually win the World Series, as prophesied in a recent ad, all bets are off.