Boys Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python (humor)

Rich and Lisa Shaw say there were no warning signs that their 300-pound Burmese Python would crush and eat their 3 year old son.

[Editor's note: A bit of humor from The Onion seems ironically appropriate considering our recent posts of "Giant Snake Eats Security Guard = Hoax + Trolling" and "Lion at Zoo Tries to Eat Delicious Baby, Scary (video)". Enjoy!]