Sunday, August 23, 2009

Haunted Kentucky Horse Farm For Sale on eBay

I know what you are thinking: everyone dreams of owning a real haunted horse farm! In this tough economy, it’s important to list all your home’s assets. What sets this horse farm apart from all the others is that it is haunted! Because I am telling the truth, I will be more than willing to take a Lie Detector Test at your expense, not mine. This is the real deal. In August, a team of paranormal investigators are scheduled to conduct an investigation.

Yes, I have seen ghosts on more than one occasion on my farm but I think the word ‘ghost’ is a derogatory term. The politically correct name for the formally alive and recently dead is ‘Spirit’! The first time I saw a spirit or ghost I was a bit shaken. Over time, I have gotten used to and enjoyed their frequent visitations! I wish the ghosts would give me the lottery numbers, but so far they haven’t!

Only one privileged person will be lucky enough to purchase this well-maintained turnkey Haunted Horse Farm! This beautiful fully-furnished manufactured-home sits on five-fenced acres, just 18 minutes West of Lexington Kentucky.

Imagine living on a quiet, picturesque, country lane with trees as your neighbors and ghost-watching as your entertainment. Sitting back off the road to capture the view, the newly redecorated three bedroom house is 1150 sq. feet. It has a huge master bath, walk-in-closet, second full-bath, utility room, spacious living room and eat-in-kitchen. There is also a large storage barn, a new 2-stall deluxe horse barn, riding ring, spacious parking area, new pool, security lighting, 2 decks, dog kennel and 3 fenced paddocks. All the gently rolling land on my farm is 100% usable with lush grass.

This farm has been lovingly maintained and is seven years young with only one owner. There is electric heat, satellite TV, side-by-side deluxe fridge, and all GE appliances. Another bonus to buying my farm is the extremely low property and school taxes. I pay under $500 a year in school and property taxes.

Just imagine riding your horse here, watching the sunset from your front porch, swimming in your new pool, cooking out on the grill or seeing a real ghost! I’ve spent many nights in my home writing my paranormal experiences and ghost encounters. I’m in the process of tackling an agent, holding him down, and making him sign me in exchange for his freedom in order to get my series of ghost stories published!

Check out the pictures and visualize living here. All the furniture, decorations, curtains, new vacuum, cookware, tools, mower, dishes, towels, equipment, appliances, 4 televisions, 2 DVD players, stereo, washer and dryer are included!

Sale on owner’s terms. Qualified buyers are welcome to view my farm. A $5000 non-refundable down payment will be put toward the purchase price of the house. Closing on the farm must be within 45 days, or deposit is forfeited. House is in excellent condition, but will be sold as is. You will be responsible for all closing costs. Please contact me with any questions.

Ghosts included but not guaranteed!

I will give the lucky new owner a "Ghost Tour" of the farm once the check has cleared.

For information check our my website at www.luraketch.com

For 31 more pictures of the farm please check out my photobucket album. The link is
http://s987.photobucket.com/albums/ae355/LuraKetch/

Note: Since auctions disappear over time, text posted in full.

2 comments:

  1. The farm sold and it seems the ghosts moved with me!

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  2. My name is Lura Ketchledge and that was my KY Haunted Horse Farm. I lived there for 10 years. I sold it in 2012 .A year later I spoke with the new owner who reported No paranormal activity had taken place since they moved in. If you want o hear more about the paranormal activity that has surrounded me just google my name and look up my website www.luraketch.com

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